Summer is fast approaching and in the hopelessly depraved infidel West that means that female celebrities will be flocking to the beaches in droves to prostitute their sinful nude bodies for all to see.
Below we have compiled a list of the top 10 celebrity beach nudists to watch out for. If you see any of these brazen harlots at the beach just remember that large jagged seashells can be just as effective as stones at warding off unwanted naked celebrity sluttery.
#10 AnnaSophia Robb
“The Carrie Diaries” star AnnaSophia Robb has yet to go fully nude to the beach. However, that will almost certainly change this year, so she is definitely one to look out for.
#9 Ashley Greene
“Twilight” star Ashley Greene tries to shed her pale vampire image by getting an all over tan in public.
#8 Olivia Wilde
Olivia Wilde appears to enjoy naked water sports both in and outside of the bedroom.
#7 Jessica Biel
Jessica Biel has an extremely tiny penis, which leaves one to wonder what Justin Timberlake sees in her.